I guess it's about time

As much as I miss my girls, I'm laughing and crying at the same time.

Things Kids Say about science

One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.

You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind.

Talc is found on rocks and on babies.

Isn't inertia when something is moving, then it stops moving and keeps moving?

The law of gravity says no fair jumping up without coming back down.

When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.

Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand. (Remember this to keep life that much easier.)

South America has cold summers and hot winters, but somehow they still manage.

A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.

Genetics explain why you look like your father, and if you don't why you should.

Some oxygen molecules help fires burn, while others help make water, so sometimes it's brother against brother.

Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never been able to make out the numbers.

To most people, solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists, solutions are things that are still all mixed up. (My personal favorite, kinda like doctors practicing)

I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing.

Humidity is the experience of looking for air and finding water.

Rain is often known as soft water, oppositely known as hail.

The wind is like the air, only pushier.

A hurricane is a breeze of a bigly size. (Sounds kinda Pooh-ish)

A monsoon is a French gentleman.

Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names sound.

It is so hot in some places that the people there have to live in other places.

And, finally...

Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.

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