Ahhhh... The joy of Mondays.

Oh the joy of warning labels. It is said that most of the time someone was stupid enough to try the crazy warning in order for it to be on the label.

On a blanket from Taiwan: Not to be used as protection from a tornado. (it may provide a little)

Warning on fireplace log: Caution -- Risk of Fire. (That is what I hope for)

A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists: Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover. (Revelation!)

Warning on an electric router made for carpenters: This product not intended for use as a dental drill. (That could be painful)

On a bottle of shampoo for dogs: Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

On a hair dryer: Do not use in shower.

On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

On a string of Chinese made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (What other options are available?)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions - open packet, eat nuts.

On some frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: defrost. (But I like it crunchy)

On a hotel provided shower cap: Fits one head.

On Nytol Nighttime Sleep-Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.

Warning on a cartridge for a laser printer: Do not eat toner.

A warning on a 13" a wheelbarrow warns: Not for highway use.

Can of self-defense pepper spray warns: May irritate eyes.

Warning on a Conair Pro Style 1600 hair dryer: Do not use in shower. Never use while sleeping.

Silly Putty package warning: Not for use as earplugs. (This one I can easily believe has happened)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (There's always a catch)

Baby stroller warning: Remove child before folding. (There are sometimes that this one is tempting to break)

Household iron warns: Never iron clothes while they are being worn.

A fireplace lighter cautions: Do not use near fire, flame or sparks.

A handheld massager warns consumers: Don't use while sleeping or unconscious.

Warning on underarm deodorant: Do not spray in eyes.

Cardboard car sun shield that keeps sun off the dashboards warns: Do not drive with sun shield in place.

Warning on a sharpening stone: Knives are sharp.

Bottle water label warns: Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.

On a box or rat poison: Warning: Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.

On a Domino's Pizza box: Caution: Contents hot!

Toilet bowl cleaning brush warns: Do not use orally.

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